Signs That You're Watching Too Much America's Cup

You carry a "Y" protest flag in your car to wave when someone cuts you off

You install a second steering wheel in your car so that you can steer from either side

You send your receptionist to climb a telephone pole, to check if there is any wind further up the street

Another car honks at you, and you think they are signaling a course change

You roll down your car window and yell at the driver beside you that you have "steering wheel abeam"

You cut off a driver in the other lane because his bumper didn't overlap your bumper within two car lengths of the intersection

When changing lanes, you duck and yell at your family "TACKING"

You call your boss and tell him work has been postponed because winds are light and shifty

You have your car towed to work